Mark McGwire has been in the news lately. First his brother claimed in a book, that Mark took steroids giving to him by his brother. Now Mark’s ex-wife has news that will shock the baseball world.
McGwire, known for his giant biceps and mammoth homeruns has another fact known by very few. His penis is two inches, or so his wife claims.
“The first time I saw it, I couldn’t believe my eyes. Of course it was cold that night so I gave him the benefit of the doubt. But as time went on, I knew I had married a man with a very, very small penis,” stated McGwire’s ex-wife. I truly believe that is why he worked out. He was so embarrassed by his small member that having huge muscles helped take his mind of the fact his penis was so small.”
A phone call to McGwire went unanswered. However, fellow teammate Dave Henderson said he can’t verify if this is true or not but has a story that may shed light on the claim. “Mark would never shower with us,” said Henderson today. “He would always claim he had other things to do. One day it would be this and another day that. I knew something was odd about this. He was only player on the team who wouldn’t shower. After hearing his wife’s claim I can see why. Maybe he does have a really small penis. If my penis was that small, I’d skip showers too.”
McGwire’s ex-wife said her book should be out soon. This may be enough proof to show that McGwire did take steroid since they have been known to shrink that “certain part of the male body”.
McGwire, known for his giant biceps and mammoth homeruns has another fact known by very few. His penis is two inches, or so his wife claims.
“The first time I saw it, I couldn’t believe my eyes. Of course it was cold that night so I gave him the benefit of the doubt. But as time went on, I knew I had married a man with a very, very small penis,” stated McGwire’s ex-wife. I truly believe that is why he worked out. He was so embarrassed by his small member that having huge muscles helped take his mind of the fact his penis was so small.”
A phone call to McGwire went unanswered. However, fellow teammate Dave Henderson said he can’t verify if this is true or not but has a story that may shed light on the claim. “Mark would never shower with us,” said Henderson today. “He would always claim he had other things to do. One day it would be this and another day that. I knew something was odd about this. He was only player on the team who wouldn’t shower. After hearing his wife’s claim I can see why. Maybe he does have a really small penis. If my penis was that small, I’d skip showers too.”
McGwire’s ex-wife said her book should be out soon. This may be enough proof to show that McGwire did take steroid since they have been known to shrink that “certain part of the male body”.
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